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inebriatedpony: mgodp: He knows how everything works except...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:22:17 -0400

mgodp:

He knows how everything works except people.

That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.

awidesetvagina: this is still the best story ever told at a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:22:06 -0400

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

awidesetvagina: this is still the best story ever told at a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:22:02 -0400

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

whimsiesandmusings: iwishiwasfictional: montypythonsflyingsurplus: anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916:...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:21:54 -0400

whimsiesandmusings:

iwishiwasfictional:

montypythonsflyingsurplus:

anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

Bullet points

I may as well ~~strikeout~~ Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

you did not just link that

i just choked on my cheese

omfg

best-of-funny: anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:21:26 -0400

best-of-funny:

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

X

barksysofetch: BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:37:33 -0400

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:37:15 -0400

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again

lztybrn: remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:37:01 -0400

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

Intro: yo dis my paper

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:35:44 -0400

Intro: yo dis my paper
Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
Conclusion: dats it lol bye

On a scale of 1 to Crowley

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:30:43 -0400

justaubrey:

demons-have-the-phonebox:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mirror-the-coolest-avenger:

whovenger-hiddlebatch-lock:

the-winchester-initiative:

lokiofgreece:

raised-rory-from-perdition:

every-body-lives:

fourscarvesofgallifrey:

suckmygrace:

cumberlust:

raised-rory-from-perdition:

How sassy are you?

Sam Winchester

Lucifer

Gabriel

Nine

jesus christ my creation is on my dash I can’t breathe

Castiel

Death

John

Tony Stark

West Anaximander Collins

West tops them all

HIS EYEROLL OMFG

so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:07:47 -0400

best-of-funny:

feather-broa:

knttygrrl:

n0dlove:

willinoise:

^lil playa~~

so does this make me a fucked up individual or

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD

I LITERALLY COULD NOT NOT REBLOG THIS.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR FOREVER.

X

estrellas-rojas-y-amarillas: today in social studies we were talking about ships and my teacher was...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:07:24 -0400

estrellas-rojas-y-amarillas:

today in social studies we were talking about ships

and my teacher was like

“what makes ships sink?”

and some kid shouted

“when others ships have a canon”

and i realized

spocktormccoy: theempressofkong: allthingsjennyanydots: withclawsandsympathy: nuspock: *falls...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:07:13 -0400

spocktormccoy:

theempressofkong:

allthingsjennyanydots:

withclawsandsympathy:

nuspock:

*falls through your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about star trek

*burning on your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about supernatural

*appears in your bedroom in a blue box* hey do you wanna talk about doctor who

*takes you as my hostage then runs from the police* hey do you wanna talk about sherlock

*eats your organs* hey you wanna talk about Hanni- .. oh.

thetittysheriff: WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:05:19 -0400

thetittysheriff:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

justmellarkingabout: gracefullikeagazelle: windmills-of-my-mind...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:05:02 -0400

justmellarkingabout:

gracefullikeagazelle:

windmills-of-my-mind:

maevemactire:

apsilpastille:

k-auhale:

So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.

As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”

And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.

I was asked out via a John Green book.

You hold onto that boy and never let him go.

When’s the wedding?

JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS

MARRY THAT BOY.

MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING

illea: you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:38:26 -0400

illea:

you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn’t even supposed to be teaching at my school he was literally some stranger who wandered in

starrysleeper: trillow: remember when the world ended last year are you talking about the 21st of...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:38:11 -0400

starrysleeper:

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours

johnlocks-mind-palace: sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box: thesignofthrees: /AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:37:47 -0400

johnlocks-mind-palace:

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

thesignofthrees:

/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/

/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SHOWER/

He does everything aggressively , it only makes him more sexier.

/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES OFF SCARF/

/AGGRESSIVELY DOES GRAFFITI/

/AGGRESSIVELY SINGS OPERA/

/AGGRESSIVELY HITS PEOPLE/

/AGGRESSIVELY BREAKS DOWN/

panfans: Mother [x]

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:36:46 -0400

panfans:

Mother [x]

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:33:41 -0400