if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh

d0z0:
wait omg this is amazing
wait what does this symbol stand for :$
^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood
SWEET SKIES ABOVE
If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.
Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?
IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG
Favourite Merthur Moments - (1) The bit where my dirty mind started giggling hysterically at the possible innuendo
friendly reminder that in this scene arthur was meant to take off his shirt
CHRIST
they literally put these scenes in to kill fangirls
‘hes ripped like 50 cent’
learntodrownbeforeyoulearntoswim:
Puberty: American Dad style
You have no idea how long I was waiting for this
It’s all true, it’s all oh so very true.
this is me.
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass
what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life.
well fuck
#And the calm and quiet babies who don’t cry are people who had really bad lives and are just grateful for a second chance
peeing while on ur period more like
I’m sorry but I fucking died.
So did everyone on Supernatural.
You must be fun at parties^
i feel bad for nice sharks because no matter how nice they are everyone screams and swims away scared shitless like maybe that shark just wanted to braid hairs and talk about celebs
Why thank you very much. I got it from the amazing coolcolors.
