If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy
Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”
Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN
WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!
THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN
MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”
NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!
WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG
AND NOW THAT I AM I DRINK 5 CUPS OF TEA
SO NOTHING IN MY FIGHTS WILL GO WRONG!
I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
I’m gonna cry
if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic
"i love you, man."
"stay with me forever, man."
"fuck me hard in the ass, man."
how you white and you talk about other white people like you not white
you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like
For some god awful reason both my mother and brother feel the need to visit me multiple times every single day. I asked them what they did while I wasn’t living here and they said they just argued.
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD