- Maggie (Emma Roberts) is a con-artist fortuneteller who will have a romantic storyline with Jimmy (Evan Peters)
went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha !
i’m so upset
I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb
they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!
if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter
do they speak latin because it’s a dead language
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground
bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES
DO YOU SEE
when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
Anastasia + Mulan Parallel
JUST WATCHED ANASTASIA ON NETFLIX AND I FORGOT HOW AMAZI AND FUNNY AND BEAUTIFUL THIS MOVIE WAS/IS
WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING
"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.